Projectile water
Tonight around a game of 6-player Uno, a certain person.. let’s call her ‘Kate’.. managed to laugh at a joke at the exact moment when a significant amount of water was still present in her mouth. If the water shot any less than two meters across the room, I would be truly surprised.
While completely hilarious and utterly comical, it made me wonder how often something like that happens.
Sure, I can remember a mate in year 3 of school ejecting milk through his nose after hearing a joke. I can also remember another mate sending Fanta across the classroom on a rainy day at lunchtime after a similar incident among jovial students. In fact, now I think about it, there are at least half-a-dozen occasions I can now remember where a harmless, completely innocent consumable liquid has become the comedic nasal/oral projectile subject to many months of flashbacks and ridicule.
Just like tonight’s incident.
Unfortunately a camera was not present at the time, but I can assure you, it would have been a great shot.
Is this a common occurrence? Or do you all have absolutely no idea what I’m on about? 
becca3003 said,
April 21, 2007 @ 1:06 am
PMSL!!
I have done this many times thanks to Becky making me laugh! Out my nose and my mouth, it happens! I think I look like a right fool when it happens but it’s always so funny that I’m not really bothered 
Too busy laughing at myself to care 
miniminor said,
April 21, 2007 @ 3:47 am
PMSL Soo much.. You are making my busted Rib hurt even more..
Must say tho i have sorta done it.. But not to that level !
kate said,
April 21, 2007 @ 7:30 pm
Ooh it was a beauty! I even managed to spray my brother which made it completely worth the absolute humiliation i endured. At least i had a laugh and made everyone else laugh at my own expense eh?!
vanwall said,
April 22, 2007 @ 10:21 am
My brother managed to spew across a table at me and our mutual pal, when his former high-school girlfriend, now a sleazy topless dancer in cheap dive, (don’t ask me how we ended up there!) came up from behind him and hugged him, and he lost control as he recognized her. Me and the pal had been watching her the whole time and it was tough to keep a straight face as she wiggled across the room to our table. He got points for distance and volume - a waste of good beer, however. Nice breasts, tho.
ScottyB said,
April 22, 2007 @ 1:15 pm
haha classic stories peeps